Friday, June 24, 2011


I'm a big fan of George Carlin.

He is to me an intriguing person when it comes to be a critical thinker. He talked about climate, education, religion, animals, technology, being sarcastic to people, even the capitalism of the corrupt government get no excuse from being alien to his list. Many considered him to be a great philosopher, when in fact, he's just freaking comedian! plus a social critic, author and actor

See the thing that I like bout stand up comedy on the 'other side' is the way they express their thoughts in a manner very much differ than what we being served here. There's no necessity of having tons of props for acting bagai. Just a goddamn stool and a glass of water will support the idea. (Though I laughed like hell when Johan sang "Beginilah awan nano nano nano nano nano nano nano nano...", and Jep Sepah's "Mati-mati aku ingat lengkuas!" ) Stupid shit. can't never get enough of that. (^_^)

Though there are certain topics he presented I'd found myself in a position no to agree with. (Like the religion kind of things). But hey! often I said to myself, "Dengar boleh, percaya jangan.." Nonetheless who cares?   It's the way he thinks intrigues me.

In every of his stand ups, lots and lots of infos filled with tremendous amount  critical acknowledge and philosophies many have not dare to express nor even think of. Enough said, here is a poet by the man himself. Enjoy n_n


video









I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,

So I'm interactive, 
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time, 
I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
I'm on point, 
On task, 
On message, 
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept, 
Low profile, 
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.

Up front, 
Down home, 
Low rent, 
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
I'm a hands on, 
Foot loose, 
Knee jerk, 
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.

I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.




hey, rest in peace you bad ass!




Monday, June 20, 2011




Tadi membelek-belek beg sekolah, terjumpa buku conteng milik c jelita, selak2 dan terjumpa coretan ini. Kehkehkeh... harharhar...




Ada 2 orang sahabat bernama Si Mental dan Si Pelik.
Si Mental yang baik hati dan Si Pelik yang sopan b'kawan baik.
Apakah istimewanya mereka berdua hingga perlu diceritakan??

Jeng...Jeng...Jeng...

Si Mental seorang yang cantik dan berwajah photogenik. Menyukai setiap pose beliau. Seorang yang memahami dan meng'consider' akan diri orang lain. Bagos kan!!! Bersifat terpuji. Oiiit!! Si Mental jangan seronok sangat eh!!! =) Si mental seorang yang pemalu teruatama thdp lelaki ttp mungkin dah t'biasa dgn Si Pelik & x malu lg.

(Si Pelik adalah sidarah campuran perempuan & lelaki). Si Mental sgt mudah menunjukkkan perasaan dan senang untuk di agak. Bahaya yewk Si Mental. Nanti lelaki mengambil ini sbg advantage untk mengusha anda. X bley kapel dgn mat rempit yewk, nanti abg marah. Lalala....


Bagi diri Si Pelik, bliau adlh seorang yg pelik. Eh, apakah ini??? Pengulangan ayat. Opps!!! maaflah... Beliau seorang yg sensitif, sgt mengambil berat tentang org lain dan x suka kata tidak. Ssh mahu b'kompromi dri memukul bliau kerana suka merenung jauh. Si Pelik yg selalu sakit (Eh! merisaui beliau  =( , suka berlari walaupun da tau x blh. Mungkin dah sifat semula jadi sgt degil. Perlu di marah selalu...Hurm..padan muka. Sangat suka melintas jalan bersama Si Pelik. Kali pertama melihat lelaki b'sifat sebegitu. Menghargai. Seseorang yg diminati dan mudah diminati ramai walau secara terus atau sembunyi. Hehe...Berjiwa sensitif, suka membaca dan menulis. Siri2 seorang wanita. Mungkin beliau @ lebih tepat kawan beliau b'harap beliau seorang wanita. LIKE. Hehe, Mahu mengelike juga.

Walau apapun, ingin dinyatakan di sini, satu perkara yg disukai tentang mereka adalah semuanya tentang mereka. <3 <3 <3 <3

-Dila Ryunk









Cerita 3 Babak



Haa, ni adlh salah satu keje yg bese Dila wat dalam kelas Genetik...dan microbe...dan biochem... terutama finance....tak lupe juga marketing...ok. Cerita 3 babak yang sangat menusuk kalbu, aq da usulkan kat Khabir Bhatia untuk jadikan citer nie sekuel Nur Kasih The Movie, dilakonkan oleh abang muka suci Aaron Aziz dgn ratu air mata tanah melayu, Erra Fazira. Jangan lupe jagong letop extra caramel!







P/S :: yup, aq pn fikir bnda yg sama....



Thursday, June 9, 2011


We have changed over the years,

but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright as ever,

and my love for you is even stronger.



Aaahh... sooo shweeett!! Kemain ayat ea, owh tedah, bkn utk anda dari aq, ni adlah entry khas utk my sis Dila yg menyambot anniversary dgn c Dewahati cik Zipp bliau utk yg ke.....






JENG! 







JENG!








JENG! 








8 TAHUN!!!!






"Wat derr.... seyesly bro???"


"Ooo aim gee!!, ooo aim geee!! You've gotta be kidding me"


"Bapak r lapan taon, terase tua da Lila aq!!"


"Tipu ah, Ni mesti ad yg ta btaw umo sbnr nie...bak ic! bak ic!"




Tabahkan hati rakan2, ini adlh kbenaran yg perlu ditelan oleh para skeptik ttg wujudnya long distance ever lasting first love...


Well bebe, itu adlh impian aq dari kecik weyh, bknlah bermksod dari kecik aq da menggatai na bebini, mksdnye fairy tale utk menyayangi seorang sj wanita dan kekal utk masa yg lama....deym! Tp malangnya stelah ketahian yg berlaku mnghalang proses suai kenal diteruskan. For two shake of a lamb's tail (mksodnye 'utk sketika') aq da ta pecaya pd this crap. Nonsense! Mula "bercinta" time lepas SPM.... dari aq keje McD dlu... bagai2.... pokpek pokpek..


"Hey! Butt off! td kate 'ni adlah entry khas utk my sis Lila yg menyambot anniversary dgn c Dewahati bliau...' apkah ketahian ini?? "


Maaflah, agak terbawak2.... emosi kurang stabil sejak 2 tahun kebelakangan ni T_T


Baiklah! Raise your glass guys!


*Err...pulut kuning pn boley...


UTK MY DEAREST NURADILA (anak cik Din), as a great SIS, FRIEND, COMPANION...cey cey cey..


HAPPY 8th ANNIVERSARY !!


AND REMEMBER THIS BEBE



Love is not a feeling, nor an emotion; but it is a commitment.

Anniversaries reminds you the day that you commit yourself many 

days and years ago.









p/s :: Cik adik, pls do me a favor boley, cepat2 la make the up coming annivs an OFFICIAL ea, wink2! 


Wednesday, June 8, 2011



As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. 

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and its harder every time.

 You too will break some hearts so remember how it felt when yours was broken. 

You’ll fight with your best friend. 

You’ll blame new loves for things an old ones did. 

You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. 

So take too many pictures, laugh too much and love like you’ve never been hurt.

 Because every minute you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back. 

Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. 

Life is too short to let it pass by, live it to the fullest!.







Tuesday, June 7, 2011



Mengantok !




Mcm biasa, pg2 lagi si adam dah menanges...
Td tdo kul 5.30, kul 7 bangon da...hebat
Kan da ta boley tdo ni, *sepak bontot adam!




Sambung mengedit video... eheh


Cuti yang saaaangat panjang dan ta tau maw wat ape.
Sekarang ni sedang mengedit video pendek dari percutian lepas2 dgn kawan2...


Agak penat bersengkang mata 2-3 hari nie, tp sangat seronok!
Video satu dah siap pn, Going Genting 2009


ni tgh update blog sambey tggu tukar format siap, sbb besau sgt saiznye...tggu je la ea...


Daa..